Why did i call my first ever journal here 'hoe hoe hoe' you ask?? Well. I've got an unfortunate obsession with The Office US, and its the first scene that comes to mind when i think of Michael Scott. LOL. Dunno what i'm talking about?? Ahh well. If i weren't lazy i'd link you to Youtube, but i am lazy so... Youtube. Its your friend. Otherwise Google... If neither of those yield results. JUST PRETEND! Yessss. Pretend shows. So anyways okay.

This is like my ten millionth account on DA. I am to DA - as porn is to the Internet. EVERYWHERE! You want to click me, you reallllly doooo. But then you get RICK ROLLED! Bwahahahaha. Again. That has absolutely nothing to do with what i'm meant to be writing about! WHAAAA?? I've started this account, because writing just does not work. I was told in school - KEEP JOURNALZ! THEY B REALLI HELFIL. But the more i write crap down, the more annoyed i get, the more annoyed i get, the more crap i write down. Then i go and leave it somewhere i shouldn't - so the dish-dirt trolls find my emotions, in written form, and my inner most deepest secrets - and stash them away. So if that sliiim to none chance that i become famous comes to fruition. I'm damn well screwed! LOL, they've got the dirt to dish on me. YEOWCH.

ACK - Again.. went off on a tangent. Long story short.

I dislike a lot of people. Being able to tell people i dislike them is the best thing ever (besides stealing) FREE STUFF YESSSS, but when it comes to your own family you have no choice but to shut your cake hole, and smile (and die inside). Sooo, i'm going to try and vent via crummy, badly drawn lil comic things. HARHAR. It will probably result in me stabbing myself in the wrists with tabby pen. But oh well. Ohh, and if this offends anybody. TOUGH SHIT LIBERAL!!!!! No i kid. Seriously, i'm just here to have a good time, and in the words of Eminem - Cuss to make your mum upset. MWA HA HA HA HA, or MWU HA HA HA HA, or BWE HE HE HE HE... Which ever has the best effect basically. CIAO!